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| Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___ Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives ! __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ? To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead! __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it _______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___ Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. | |||
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