The man discovered ~ Life Is Great

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The man discovered


The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;

the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;

the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;

The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;

the woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

but the woman are still BUSY in ....... shopping


1 comment:

Sarah said...

Not to bust your bubble or anything, but it was actually women who invented agriculture.

Women also usually have greater command of language then men do.

And last time I checked colours were all around us. So if men actually had to "discover" colors that's pretty effing sad.

I understand that this may be posted in jest, but seriously, this sort of immaturity is seldom funny.