The man discovered ~ Life Is Great

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The man discovered

The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;

the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;

the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;

The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;

the woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

but the woman are still BUSY in ....... shopping

1 comment:

S.S said...

Not to bust your bubble or anything, but it was actually women who invented agriculture.

Women also usually have greater command of language then men do.

And last time I checked colours were all around us. So if men actually had to "discover" colors that's pretty effing sad.

I understand that this may be posted in jest, but seriously, this sort of immaturity is seldom funny.