Life Is Great

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day..
30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because
we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid
so I would be attracted to you!

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Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out
the animal in me."

"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?".

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive
side!

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!