Blonde Interview ~ Life Is Great

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Blonde Interview

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with
the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before
replying "Ehhhh... 22!"

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can
you tell us your
Height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She
then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her
head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And,
ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds,
mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of
curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out
your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were
you doing when we asked you your name?"

"Ohh, that!", replies the blonde, "I was just running through 'Happy
birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"

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