He and She ~ Life Is Great

Saturday, August 26, 2006

He and She

HE: I'm a photographer.I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon.I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!

HE:How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!

HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE:It's hot!!

HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: How, are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked U to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't ! Talk and laugh at the same time!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

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